DATE: April 8, 2009
TO: Secretary of the Treasury Geithner
FROM: Claudia Krenz, Ph.D.

Many American citizens are shocked and awed by the bottomless greed of the banks and the incomprehensible incompetence of the Treasury Department. The only thing that is clear is that you think the American people are fools ready for more plucking. If I'm mistaken, clarify yourself. Liquidate the zombie and vampire banks (before it's too late, if it isn't already).